Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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