Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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