can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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