ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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