You really coming over, don't trick.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
