I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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