porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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