Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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