im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She's the barista slut.
porn star boner night. come get it.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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