I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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