i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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