I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
