I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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