Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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