Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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