Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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