Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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