Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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