Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
