U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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