hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My penis needs a shock collar
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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