My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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