DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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