Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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