Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
