I'm really into asian looking animals
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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