the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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