Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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