I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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