Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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