So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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