can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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