Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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