i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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