This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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