Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Randomize
