Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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