I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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