3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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