I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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