Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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