You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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