I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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