Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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