You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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