Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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