just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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