God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You need a sexual gate keeper
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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