and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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