No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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