butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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