his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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