She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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