What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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