We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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