oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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